Hi,

National's most please-shut-up MP applies for a medal for services to the grocery shop. All as both gender and vegetables form broad, misunderstood, contentious political footballs moving to centre stage this election.

Politics occurs; both vote-based and nonvote-based varieties.

Also Covid-19 - insomuch as it was a successful and powerful central government programme - is over. What about that eh.

Bumper music;

Pixey & Tayo Sound - Daisy Chain

Speedy Ortiz - Scabs

DJ Shadow - Rocket Fuel (feat. De La Soul)

Mitski - Bug Like an Angel